Turts

a female who's face and body language resembles a turtle.

"Look theres Turts!"
"AWW You had sex with Turts!"
"StephanieMyatt"

by NPSS February 16, 2009

Turts

Something that tickles and hurts - to the same degree - at the same time.

Ahhh stop touching me there. That turts!

by Georazz October 02, 2010

Turts

Tickles and hurts at the same time

Stop tickling me!!! *Hahahaha* Oww! Ahhh! Stop, it turts!!!

by OciferSven December 31, 2014

turt

"Turt" is a simple dumbed down and more derpy version of turtle. Dunno where the other definitions got their knowledge, but its incorrect, turt = turtle.

Look at that turt~ so cute!

by podonok April 27, 2021

turt

a slow person, retarded originated from turtle

you a slow ass turt.

by Yung Ron March 23, 2006

Turt

Turtle poop.

Oh goodness! Gregory, clean up that turt that your pet turtle Madison just laid on my shirt.

Is that a dead bug floating in the water or is it just a turt?

Come Raphael, lets beat Michaelangelo with his own nun-chucks for clogging up our toilet with that monstrous turt!

by TMNTLUKE July 11, 2009

turt

A chat message (IRC, AIM, Google Talk, etc) typo for 'truth' or 'true'.

Person 1: the guy is clearly incompetent
Person 2: turt

by DKLONE June 28, 2007