Turtleheading

The appearance of a turtlehead and its subsequent return to the rectum.

"I have to find a toilet soon, because I'm turtleheading." turtlehead turtleheading

by Chilly B April 18, 2014

turtlehead

A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.

Guy 1: "I really need to take a shit."

Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"

Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."

Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."

by Big B72 August 16, 2008

Turtlehead

The nickname of when your poop is poking out of your butthole.

While I was in the car I had a turtlehead

by itSirBoi April 23, 2017

Turtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."

by Si Todd March 04, 2004

Turtlehead

When you really need to shit and it starts coming out

NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD

by Superstar McAwesomesauce December 09, 2016

Turtlehead

1. The head of a turtle

2. The protruding end of a faeces out of somebody's anus prompting a rush to the toilet.

Jesus! I must go to the crapper. There's a turtlehead in me undercrakers!!

by BumCigar January 13, 2004

turtlehead

poo poking out your bum

oh my im touching cloth, i have a turtlehead

by The turtle heads. February 04, 2011