Torph

Josiah can't say torch

I found the perfect place for my torph

by Fhfhfjdhdkcjgdodg June 16, 2018

Torchbearing

The action of when one simultaneously smokes a cigarette and a spliff.

Rio: that guy's brave, he's been torchbearing all night.
Ieuan: of course, it gives you a cracking buzz.

by Mental Father July 1, 2019

torpedobeats

Used by the Youtuber atsf in their World of warships videos. Torpedobeats take the Eurobeats used in certain animes when someone is drifting and apply it to dodging torpedo spreads from enemy players.

Wows player 1: I had some really good torpedobeats earlier

other person: how so?
Wows player 1: I dodged 3 full spreads of torpedos from a fubuki while I was fighting them in my Atago
Other person: Noice. wtf does that mean.
Wows player 1: its an injoke in Wows.

by a random weeb May 23, 2016

Tophia

A lazy woman who won’t get a job and has roaches living in their hair.

Hey you should probably shower, you’re starting to look like Tophia.

by Dest14bae March 27, 2023

pink torpedo

A penis.

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Double Torpedo

The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.

First mate: "Dude I really need to shit"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"

by Ginge the Baron October 28, 2008