Toid

A person of utmost retardation, one who quite possibly has an extra chromosome, often used in a derogatory manner.

Chad is such a fucking toid i swear.

by AdmiraI Anarchy January 30, 2019

Toid

The combination of a turtle and a droid. A turtle robot.

Whoa mann, a toid! That's one bionic turtle!

by toidinturtle August 31, 2011

Toid

1 Short for deltoid. Kind of like how a"ab' is short for abdominal.
2 Turd. Yes another word for poop, but with a Brooklyn twist.

1 Dude, my toids got a huge workout today! You've got some nice toids on your shoulder there.
2 John, your such a toid.

by penguintape August 15, 2010

Toid

It's a fun way of saying Turd

Yes I was toid

I do read, Toid

by GooseBoil March 9, 2021

toid

refers to a citizen on Flint, MI. life of a toid is a downward spiral and a wasteland.

That fuckin' toid is eating the cat litter out of the toter again.

by Stan McKay March 26, 2003

toid

A name given to a jackass from new york who cant say the words like "thirty" and say it whith a stupidass accent like "toidy".

"Hey that dumbass said toidy-toid street is there even such a street?

by Cockmasterkung February 10, 2010

toid

Short for Altoids the originaly celebrated curiously strong mint.

"Babe, your breath is rank, pop a toid!

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004