Tinsellitis

A minor affliction of the skin caused by decorating Christmas trees.(noun)

The tree looked wonderful but Carol had a bad case of Tinsellitis.

by Gwazel July 1, 2014

Tonsillitis

fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils

makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS

by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009

Tonsillitis

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow

"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"

by Kassmander March 6, 2019

Tunsillitis

The condition for when your throat/lungs hurt after smoking from gas mask bong, a technique made famous by Laremy Tunsil.

"<muted voice> Get this thing off me! I have a big weekend and don't want to develop a nasty case of Tunsillitis."

by WolfmanChi May 12, 2017

tinselitis

a condition of excess holiday decor

Clark Griswold suffers from "Tinselitis"

by tpf23 December 9, 2012

Tonsillitis

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.

1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.

by Madd Dogggg January 6, 2005

Tinselitis

Where you are ill from having to much time with tinsel. You may get a rash from Tinselitis.

You have Tinselitis call a doctor.

by Sexytwig December 21, 2021