tadpoles

The type of semen that REAL men ejaculate.

Fuck what you know about being a man, I bust tadpoles son.

by mr.white July 27, 2008

TADPOLES

According to the 24 year old Ashton irwin tadpoles are baby turtles there for onins have layers and that why Ashton Irwin is always rigth :')

Ashton: tadpoles are baby tutels

Everybody:*turns heads to ashton*

by 5sos definitions July 11, 2018

tadpoles

The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.

I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!

by Q8 December 29, 2007

Tadpoles

5 Seconds of Summer’s Ashton Irwin once said they’re baby turtles or mosquitoes

Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles

...
Ashton: Oh, they’re mosquitoes, aren’t they?

by LoverOfHope November 22, 2020

TADPOLES

~ Canadian Sperm ~

Oh Shit My Tadpoles

Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling

Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.

Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today

by rossydear2 May 29, 2022

Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Squirting cum after male masturbation.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck

milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015