Tacometer

(n) tac-o-me-ter
•It is a small device used to precisely measure the percentage of taco in the air.

The air is 36% taco, according to our tacometer! We have to get out of here!!

by Sinatra_FrankD May 7, 2018

tacometer (Tm)

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.

Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!

by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005

tapometer

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.

I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.

by Davododger June 7, 2007

twatometer

When a person gets the impression that someone is acting like a complete bitch.

What a bitch! She is registering pretty high on the twatometer.

by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009

titometer

A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.

1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"

-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."

-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 6, 2010

Tacoterian

A person who eats at Taco Bell all the time.

I can't stand to go to lunch with Tim. He's a Tacoterian.

by Paul August 23, 2004

tachymeter

A tachymeter (also tachymetre or tacheometer) is a kind of theodolite used for rapid measurements and determines, electronically or electro-optically, the distance to target, and is highly automated in its operations. Tachymeters are often used in surveying.

tachymeter in watches!!

by Shekhar August 26, 2007