Stumped

A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

by The Real Shwa May 18, 2009

Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

Stumped

When you get an answer to a question wrong

How old am I?
20?
No, i'm 21.
Dammit, I just got stumped!

by JMlol20 January 30, 2019

stumped

Term used to describe, when you fuck something up very much.

"Dude, you were supposed to play music as a DJ - but instead you crashed your friend´s car!! You are an idiot!"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"

by Stumpoline August 28, 2023

Stumped

Stumped: adj: when your girls trippin and it ruins your ability to get a hard on

My girl stumped me last nighr

by SoInspired October 16, 2017

Stumped

When a girl takes too much Viagra and her clitoris becomes so engorged its forms a stump.

I took some of my dad's Viagra i was soo stumped all day!

I got a proper stump on from that viagra... best day ever... I was so hard

by Roofies & Stumps January 8, 2018

Stumped

The dismemberment of every limb

The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 16, 2008