Stapping

The act of changing a friend and/or roomate's computer background to a picture of a wet Scott Stapp.

"Dude, I'm stapping Chris' computer once he leaves for class."

by Creed Sucks February 1, 2009

food-stamping

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.

Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.

by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

Long snapping

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion

Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."

by RubLox November 5, 2016

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.

by nike kicks March 29, 2022

Slapping flap

A married woman having an extra marital affair with a different woman.

I wish my wife would stop slapping flap all over town.

by Bonals May 26, 2018

Sapping

When your in your feelings, don’t wanna be bother, your not sad or mad your numb, most people listen to sad music to get over sapping 😐

“Guys I’m sapping “

by Elyse London May 3, 2018