SplitPiss

After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...

"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."

by Fecesboy May 31, 2004

split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007

splitpush

A pocket strat for the infamous SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales

Ivan: Hey guys! Wanna have fun? ;)
SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales: *splitpush noises*

by AJHadSwag July 4, 2018

splitsies

1. the act of paying half of something.
2. a shared cost

1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.

2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.

by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005

Shitpissed

(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.

Also:
a word that sounds cool to say.

(SHIT-pissed)

Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.

by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010

splitass

Derogatory term for a female which refers to the location of their vagina.

I can't believe she drove into that parked car...that damn splitass can't do anything right.

by phizman June 10, 2006

Splitits

The natural and quite pleasant accentuation that occurs when a long strap or belt is is placed between a woman's breasts, like when they carry a shoulder bag with the strap positioned on the shoulder on the opposite side of their body.

Henry's got excited when he noticed his date's splitits after she fastened her seat belt.

by beeyebickiebuy October 4, 2006