Splesp

Splesp, noun or verb.
To splesp is when a female goes for post-coital urination and once seated, expels gas from her vagina thusly forcing out the collected semen inside of her. The word was derived from the noise created when a woman splesps.

I had great sex last night but when I went for a piss I did the loudest splesp ever! He must have cum about 2 litres in me

by Benrawr June 14, 2011

Spleep

1.) A pink/purple unicorn who plays Minecraft, occasionally Fortnite, and completely BODIES Ohmygoddanny in Hypixel Duels. He makes youtube videos and streams at SpleepLIVE
2.) Man

Bro have you seen Spleep's new youtube video? He's so funny LOL!!

Wait, Spleep is a real person? What the fuck?

by tqeters March 31, 2021

salesperson

salesman. It's obvious. What else can it be?

Hey look! That salesperson is selling some garbage!

by whatdoyoumeanwhatdoyoumean? August 19, 2016

Splempy

splendid; wonderful

"This is Splempy!" said Sally to the finished project which she was sure was going to win first prize at the science fair.

by Madlib! December 21, 2010

splestival

when a bunch or random idiots go to a wierdo country/island to get pissed and fag around and take the piss out of each other

isle of wight splestival '09!

by PokéMaster0411 November 4, 2009

splasplowski

when cody busts in a girls butt with such high pressure and force that her teeth get knocked out.

I'm gunna reverse splasplowski that bitch.


Yo did you hear what cody did?
Yea.
Let's not talk about it.
Yea.
Did she find all her teeth.
Let's not talk about it.

by 561 Poetry April 6, 2009

Splepel

Something you're always missing on the right moment.
Dutch for 'soup-ladle'

1) "The soup is ready, but I'm without a Splepel"

2) "This art piece is missing a Splepel"

3) "What this game needs is a Splepel!"

4) "Ahhh I hate movies without a Splepel"

5) Person 1 "Yo G got a Splepel for me?"

Person 2 "No homie, I go without Splepel!"

by Someone without a Splepel April 1, 2011