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Splashfro

A word used to describe a male american afro hair style, where at least half of the afro is shaved off, leaving a splash of hair (afro) on the other side of their head ergo Splashfro.
Marvin Humes on ITV's X Factor has a splashfro during the auditions process and in the first episode. Marvin is a member of boy band JLS, finalists on Britains the X Factor reality TV series 2008 with judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Danni Minogue and Louis Walsh.
by Jayniebee January 22, 2009
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splashdown

When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.
"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."
by townsick May 4, 2010
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Splashatory Rape

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011
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Splashdown

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.
Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."
by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011
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Bowl splasher

A huge shit. One that has enough force, to create a splash all the way up the bowl, usually after a late night.
Dean: How'd you find last night?
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit
by janman543 April 16, 2009
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Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.
"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."
by Robby K. December 20, 2005
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Splasholocation

What one uses to pee in a half-sleepy state turning on the bright bathroom lights only burns your eyes so you piss by sound. Never miss.
Blind Peter urinated by splasholocation so he wouldn't miss.
by Reddit March 29, 2009
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