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Splashbacks

Getting 'nam flashbacks after being covered in icy cold water
and ONLY icy cold water, tends to happen at waterparks and in the antarctic ocean.
Ted: hhememmfmmdggghelpppp...
Dave: Jim, what's wrong with Ted?
Jim: Hes having Splashbacks, I told you coming to this waterpark was a bad idea.
by SetOnFireSandwich March 23, 2016
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splassback

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.
DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"
by fucwad June 13, 2004
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bullseye splashback

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...
by Willllll t March 26, 2008
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splashback

A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.

Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Oh man, splashback! What the hell? That crap was tiny...
by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
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splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
my brother is a result of a splashback baby.
by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
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splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
by wayne March 24, 2005
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Splashpack

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S
by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010
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