A spectophile is a person who is sexually attracted to people who wear glasses. People who are classified as spectophiles are often anime characters and sometimes fans of anime.
Person A- "Wow that girl's so hot."
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"
Person A- "Wow that girl's so hot."
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"
Person A- "Wow that girl's so hot."
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"
by Hoovoolooian November 17, 2014
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In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.
In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.
{Two friends watching TV} "Dude, why is that senator smelling that little girls hair for like ten minutes straight?" {Friend Replies} Didn't you know that the senator is 'Scentophile'? Its a classic DSM-MD case of JOeB-Dn.!"
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Someone with a love for everything Swedish, the Swedish language and culture. The word is based on Lating "Suecia" (Sweden) and Greek "philia" ('love for', 'fondness of'). Compare with anglophile, francophile etc.
He loves Volvo, IKEA, Ingmar Bergman's movies, Moomin trolls and everything else from the Swedish cultural sphere, so he is a real suecophile.
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by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006
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OMG Katie lost her contacts and started wearing her glasses all the time. She looks so damn sexy. I think I might be a spectaphile.
by naughtylibrarian March 19, 2013
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