Spankey

Someone who plays with their penis way to often and in the most inappropriate locations.

If you keep that up you will go blind Spankey

by Wizza sleeve December 4, 2020

Son of a Spanky

A term used when you are greatly pissed at someone.

Son of a spanky! Ethan, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! NOW!!

by Soph.dolan July 28, 2017

blue spanker

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Slankey

A unique 10% discount word, most commonly used in Liverpool kebab houses.

Do us a slankey will ye kidda. You wot mate? Giz a slankey on that donner kebab lad. Ah right yez mate.

by Slankey lad October 15, 2016

The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.

Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...

by BetaNerd August 30, 2020

son of a spanky

a phrase used when you’re very angry/pissed off.

Lisa: “son of a spanky! ethan! clean your room!”

by famousdol December 2, 2017