Spadge

Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".

"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

by Tumshie April 30, 2010

Spadge

In Australia spadge is pussy,straight female NOT dyke.

"I copped a flash of spadge,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"

by Bruce March 17, 2004

Spadge

Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.

"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Spadge

To hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner

"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"

by flying-in-face-of-pancake November 2, 2011

Spadge

The female genital organs.

"Have you seen that pic of Paris Hilton getting out of the car with her spadge out?"

Spadge of honour.

by PG November 13, 2003

Spadge

Spadge in a name is a shortening of "Spadger" which is an old english common name for a house-sparrow or field-sparrow.

As a name, any example is acceptable, so "Hi Spadge"

by spadge January 25, 2013

Spadge

Spage, also known as jism.

Oh no! some spadge has leaked in my pants!

by Rownalea October 3, 2005