Sortafied

When you are not quite certified but can pretty much do what you are trying to do.

"He's sortafied in using that Taser"

by David Bryan Jarrett August 30, 2006

Sottofied

Plagiarizing content from bloggers but passively aggressively denying any relevance of said-blogger, claiming they also ripped off that what they posted.

Senator Sotto didn't want to research the exact words of the study, instead he sottofied that blog post. Why should I admit to plagiarism if the blogger also just copied the results from the original research?

by Unoriginal batcat August 21, 2012

sortacide

The act of killing oneself slowly over time. Small, destructive habits known to have severe repercussions later in life are usually at play. Particularly relevant in personality types lacking a sense of personal well-being.

Person 1: What?? He starting drinking again? Why the hell is he doing that?

Person 2: He could care less. He is committing sortacide.

by AndreDor July 20, 2008

sertified

Someone all about the life . A person that did it all and seen it all.

Don't fuck with them they sertified.

by sersertified May 22, 2016

skrtified

A person who is certified in skrt. Knows how to hop outta any situation real fast by skrting away from it.

Person 1: Hey do you know where Kristen went?
Person 2: No idea, she must be skrtified.

by avasays July 31, 2017

sertafied mail

Da type of USPS shipping-service dat you utilize to send a mattress to someone.

Even if you're shipping a Sealy brand mattress, you should still use sertafied mail to ensure dat it's received correctly.

by QuacksO March 3, 2026

sotified blame

A Player on Call of Duty who camps in a corner with a shield and knife.

He’s a sotified blame!

by Saywhaaat20 August 2, 2020