Socrates 

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

Socrates obviously knows that it's you.

Socrates by Frunklin October 21, 2010

Socrates 

Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for Western philosophy.

Rubin: "Socrates - he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all."

Socrates by AndTheCrowdGoesWild October 6, 2006

socrates 

An ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking "why" in many discussions.He was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in Athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. He is also known for being the teacher of Plato

"I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."
-Socrates

socrates by frsky July 29, 2007

Socrates 

Going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. They take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth.

And some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. These other definitions have no place here. We have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates.

Derek: "Hey, remember that time when you were totally fucking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?"

Saul: "I wasnt that drunk, I mean what is drunk anyways? Is it five beers, or fifteen? Is it being loud and having fun, or passed out pissing yourself?"

Derek: "Oh god, its socrates again..."

Socrates by dauman January 7, 2010

Socrates 

Everyone thinks Socrates is the one of the smartest men to ever have lived, a genius among mortal men, but really he’s just an immATURE OVERLY EMOTIONAL MANIPULATIVE PIECE OF SKATA

Girl (me): Socrates I never should’ve dated you!! You were a mistake!

Socrates by howstheweather18 September 27, 2019

Socrates 

Really hot boy from earlier today

Socrates is a TOTAL BABE

Socrates by Socrates is hot October 10, 2019

Socrates 

pronounced so - crates (like crepes but with a "t")

definition : So crazy

PERSON 1: Did you hear about Barbara sleeping with Frank?
PERSON 2: OMG no, thats like socrates!!

Socrates by Bdon96 November 15, 2014