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snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".
Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!
by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010
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Verb: The act of opening ones mouth and sticking out their tongue to catch ejaculate flying through the air. (like catching a snowflake on the tongue) Often followed up by "snowballing" it into another's mouth during sexual congress.
Oh my God!, I went into Logan's room to see if he was ready for school.. I opened the door and caught him snow-flaking into his own mouth...
by XxShaDynastyxX May 22, 2025
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Verb - Using any situation that one does not get what they want to call others out for bullying.
Sarah - “She went to her supervisor and said that we were bullying her. All because she was too late to sign up for the activity she wanted.”
Alana - “Oh shit! That bitch is snow flaking us! We just got snow flaked.”
by RD PS September 24, 2019
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"Yo dawg! You better not be snow flakin, those whities aint nuttin but trouble"
by Clueless_dude August 11, 2006
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The attitude and lifestyle of every good squirrel. If a squirrel is snowflakin', then given squirrel must never goat around.
Bystander 1: "Why is that squirrel so damn cool?"
Bystander 2: "Because he's always straight snowflakin'!"
by Mama Squirrel January 9, 2009
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The act of using Logical Fallacies (e.g. Straw Man Arguments, False Equivalencies, etc.) to generate a perceived slight which is used by the author to manufacture personal outrage and mount a vitriolic defense against something they themselves invented. Often used on Social Media platforms and in online forums as a form of Trolling.

Also see: Snowflake, Attention-Whore
Actual Example:
Initial Comment: Imagine if all of this effort and passion resisting Equity policies was actually put toward creating a system that supported our BIPOC community.

SF Response: I don’t have to answer questions. Especially not to people who respond with racism. I’m just a racist apparently. Love tonight’s equity meeting. It showed just how racist this whole thing truly is.

Usage in a sentence: "Wow, did you catch her response? We were talking about racial equity and she just started snowflaking that everyone was calling her a racist because she was against it. Where the fuck did that come from?!
by Maudite June 9, 2021
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A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.
Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in
by 9 leighton terrace June 7, 2009
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