Sneezling

Noun (france, 1420-80): Offspring of a sneezloid. The pillow-friend that you sleep next to and sneeze onto.

"Dear, I woke up and found sneezlings on the body pillow. I was away all weekend... what the fuck."

"I'm not sleeping in that bed until you wash your sneezlings."

by [e-mail] September 5, 2009

Sneezing Tourettes

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

Steezing

For one to be outwardly chill or cool to such a degree that it emanates power.

That fella is steezing.

by Captain Quasar February 8, 2020

sneezoning

When you're looking forward to eating something and a third party lacking a reasonable amount of hygiene sneezes on it.

Since I complained about the long wait for my appetizer, the waiter added his own sneezoning before bringing it to my table.

by ILUVJENN April 25, 2007

Steepling

When you touch tips and then, while continuing to touch tips, you also touch balls.

Pierre and Rick locked eyes as they touched tips, and grinned while moving towards steepling.

by Jimmy Jizzle July 27, 2019

skeezing

doing the nasty

"MCA's in the back cause he's skeezin' with a whore..."

- Beastie Boys ( No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn)

by lucky January 22, 2004