Sneezling

Noun (france, 1420-80): Offspring of a sneezloid. The pillow-friend that you sleep next to and sneeze onto.

"Dear, I woke up and found sneezlings on the body pillow. I was away all weekend... what the fuck."

"I'm not sleeping in that bed until you wash your sneezlings."

by [e-mail] September 05, 2009