Snatchel

The odd but tantalizing combination of the male appendage called the satchel and the female appendage of the snatch.

That snatchel darn near ended by little brothers life.

by TheKingOfProcessedMeats April 2, 2019

Snatchel

When a woman uses her vagina to hold her personal objects, sorta like a coin purse or satchel.

Hey mom, have you seen my hat!?" "You can have it after you clean your room." "But I need it now!" "Then your going to have to reach in and get it out of MY SNATCHEL!" "Uh nevermind."
Are you using a snatchel or are you just happy to see me?

by Oscar The Cat August 14, 2010

Snatchel

Adj. a person particularly a female experiencing symtoms similar to pre-menstrual syndrom however, these are at the end of a long day or early in the morning, or when not getting their way.

"Glad I bought you flowers today; it seemed to bring the snatchel right out of you!"
"If you're going to be a snatchel all day I will just go play video games."

by 31Dec08 or 01Jan09... April 9, 2009

Snatchel

1. Meaning a small amount of something, such as a nibble of food, or sip of a beverage.

2. Synonym for snuggling.

1. "Hey love, can I have a snatchel of your cheesecake?"
2. "Hey love, wanna snatchel with an indie film tonight?"

by GregHead617 August 21, 2010

Snatchel

snach-uhl A female's vaginal cavity specifically used for the transportation of illegal items.

Good thing there is a girl here to hide all of this cocaine in her snatchel as we cross the boarder.

by Nillie&Gundi July 24, 2011

Snatchel

A man purse containing a pocket pussy or other erotic materials.

Ted: Is Carl carrying a man purse?

Will: Worse, my friend. He's carrying a snatchel.

Ted: What a perv.

by chris & kellie September 5, 2005

Snatchel

A little Kentucky Fried Chicken who will blow you away with zucchini bread, biking, swimming and you can't even imagine the yoga moves she can do. The Snatchel also has a counter part. She wears big pants, eats lots of acid and is known for putting her yoga moves to work. Just whatever you do. DON'T ADD ALCOHOL

Well, fuck me and paint me a snatchel.

by Slim Sk8ty November 19, 2004