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Sludge Stamp 

When you're doing anal with a girl and get done only to see that there is a brown liquid like substance on your dick which you then slap savagely across her forehead
I was porking Monica in her dump hole then I pulled out and sludge stamped her across her cock holster.

Sinaloan Sludge Siphon 

When you have anal intercourse with a Mexican prostitute and then proceed to ejaculate her fecal matter into another Mexican prostitute's mouth.
Dude those two fat chicks from the bar last night were freaky as hell, had me do something call the "Sinaloan Sludge Siphon." It was some ghastly shit man...

San Clemente Sludge Sled 

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."

sludge-slinger

when your boyfriend cums on your stomach and it shoots in your hair and eyes! not a pleasant experience
"Murph, Brian just totally sludge slinged in my eye, and it really burns!!!" Jesse says, "I hate a sludge-slinger!"

Sludge swallowing

When you feel so depressed that you feel a force in your throat causing you to choke on nothing , often leads to scratching your neck
After realizing how unhappy i am alive, and how lonely i feel around people, i did some sludge swallowing so i could socialize like normal.

Sludge Monster Slut 

A girl who is fat and ugly wears a gross way to short for her fat thighs dress to go to a party. SMS is used when around the actual slut.
Raquel: Did you see Brandi's dress?!
Laquisha: Ew yes what a sludge monster slut!!!!