Skoef

An Afrikaans Slang term used to describe the action of taking a shit while masturbating.

Look at Dave going for a skoef, we all know he is taking a wank while taking a shit.

by DonkeyKwagga January 21, 2026

skoof

In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.

by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009

shoefly

1. noun. A lovable but confused player who kills his own teammates as often as he kills the enemy.

2. verb. To unintentionally tater one's teammate with a grenade.

I was just minding my own business on the balcony when he shoefly'd me with an hk69 :(

by bong0 February 11, 2003

Shoefro

An afro in the shape of a shoe.

Hey, look at my shoefro, its in shoe form!

by jguy46 September 15, 2009

Skoetch

"Skank, Ho, Bitch" Hustles you for money or connections usually using sexual assets

You do not want anything from that skoetch she is bad news!

by drword8 September 14, 2016

Skefanny

Always loves giving love advice but never takes it. Is very cute has a great imagination and loves to create new things. She is always scared to show affection to someone.

Skefanny do have any advice.

by I love FOOOD June 5, 2018