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Simpday

The eight day of week. The day after Sunday and before Monday. If Saturday’s are for the boys and Sunday’s are for the men, then Simpday is for the Simps.
“Hey so did you end up hanging with Michael?
“Yeah, I went over to his house on Simpday and saw his piccolo trombone if you know what I mean.”
by Junc October 16, 2019
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Simpdad

A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."
Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019
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Simp Day

Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.
Guy 1: Bro, when’s Simp Day?
Guy 2: Dude, everyday is Simp Day.
by TheUltimateSimp April 16, 2020
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Simplaya

A horny ass motherfucker who is simping for 3 or more girls at the same time. The girls think they are queens but in reality, he is playing all of them. Downloads Tinder to scout for new candidates for his roster.
I hate him so much. I never knew he was a fucking simplaya. A lying cheating bastard.
by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022
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international simp day

March 15th is International simp day is a day when the Simps are noticed for being simps
International simp day is cool
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO
by Simpsbesimpin March 9, 2020
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Simpdacity

The audacity of a simp; a weak human
Vp: A doctor cannot date an influencer
A: the simpdacity
by Mackzie February 22, 2020
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National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place in 18th April of each year.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.
(Person 1) Hey are you coming to my house tonight?
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family
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