shut the front door 

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

shut the front door by Yari0 February 15, 2010

Shut the front door 

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

Shut the front door by GrendelPrime May 8, 2006

Shut the front door 

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

Shut the front door by mikee246 August 17, 2011

Shut the front door 

Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.

Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"

Shut the front door by Karann September 5, 2005

Shut the front door 

Politically correct way of saying, Shut the fuck up when at work or in front of parents etc

Boss: We have tos stay back Friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
Employee: Shut the front door!

Shut the front door by kj17 July 7, 2012

Shut the front Door 

A expression used when mad or angry. A replacement For Shut the Fuck up

Shut the front Door by Anonymous December 6, 2002

Shut the front door 

This is the phrase you say when you are in front of young people, old people, and your boss. Or if you just don't want to cuss. It is a lot better than saying "What the fuck!?" Or "Shut your mouth!". It is a censor phrase and is commonly used by Stacey London on What Not to Wear.

Lisa:"Bobby and I got engaged!"
Amy:"Shut the front door!"

Shut the front door by SCFoggy December 10, 2010