Shrump

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011

Shrump

A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.

We met up for dinner the other day and ate Shrumps.

by Alex Squegg December 9, 2016

Shrump

(in context to an object) Something that appears to be wrinkled and small, almost microscopic.

"Kermit’s frog dick is shrump”

by TheFallofvelma'slovelife May 15, 2019

Shrump

The piece of skin on a penis where the scrotum meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. It also may get sweaty during Sexual Intercourse.

Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.

I have an Itchy Shrump.

by Yeahman149 July 16, 2010

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shrumping

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.

You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!

by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018

shrump

A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

"That man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!"

by Priiiiick December 28, 2005