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shmuzzle

To shmuzzle or so become extremely cozy or to surround in blankets
I just want to go shmuzzle in bed
by Nerdgirl3000 November 8, 2018
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Shmuzzle

A Shmuzzle is the definition of a person who enjoys anal with mostly homosexual men
"tony is such a Shmuzzle after what he did last night"
by Gboy3589 June 6, 2023
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shmozzle

a ridiculously fucked-up situation, or
large hassle.
It's such a shmozzle getting on an airplane.
by monkeywerks May 14, 2005
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Shmüzle

Noun:

The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.
Dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to shit so she gave me a shmüzle!
by GrockRocket November 20, 2010
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Shnuzzle

(A Kaos original)

a combined huggle (snuggling hug), snuggle, and nuzzle
Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge shnuzzle.
(As opposed to:
Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge huggle, also nuzzling and snuggling him.)
by KirstieKaos June 21, 2009
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Shuzzlecrumpet

1: Another way to reference the word shit without actually saying it.

2: Someone who is extremely stupid

3: A way to blasphemize an Englishman.

4: When somebody shits in your crumpets.
Dude 1: Dude you failed your english final. You have to take the whole class over.

Dude 2: Flarkin' Shuzzlecrumpets!!!!
by Xonus June 1, 2009
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shuzzle

A word simple word that can be said when bored or in pure excitement.
OMG your mom got knocked up by half the block! SHUZZLE!
by OhSnapDogThatsTight November 11, 2006
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