Shmigma

The cheese like substance found under the foreskin of an unclean, uncircumcised penis.

While Tom was in the shower, he cleaned the shmigma from his wang.

by OhMyGoo December 17, 2004

Shmigma

Perspiration of the scrotal area, more commonly called ball juice/sweat. Is very salty in taste and goes good with venison.

Hahaha you just got your dad's shmigma all over my face! Silly boy.

by oaf November 29, 2003

shmigma

When one doesnet clean the head of his penis (one with a foreskin) and gets a goey green shit comming out of the head of their nob

Man that guy has some awful shmigma

by devon April 24, 2003

shmigma

A Cheese like fungus that grows on the foreskin of dirty/ uncircumcised wangs

The monkey had to eat the shmigma off of its penis because he thought it was cheese.

by John Shmigma May 13, 2005

Reindeer Shmigma

The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fucking rot cheese. Best found on Christmas morning.

Uncle Yogurt: "Damn, I like Santa and all, but this reindeer shmigma shit is gonna have to fucking stop!"

Marge: "Yep"

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

Shrigma male

A person way more superior to both alpha and sigma males. He can reproduce by himself, so he doesn’t need woman, but all woman in his age category are sexually attracted to him

Shrigma male: *uses his spores* Babe will you swallow my cum tonight?

by Shrigma July 2, 2021

Shmigga

A really good friend.
You might call your homies your niggas, but a shmigga is a dude who you can always count on to be there for you.

Ey yo is Jeremy your boyfriend or something, I always see you with him all the time

Nah bro Jeremy is just my shmigga

by RedBonnet November 12, 2019