Shishkabob

a word that can solve any dead silence. Most commonly known as a type of food on a stick

*silence*
girl: Shishkabob!
*laughter*

by Hillary Kelso May 14, 2007

shishkabob

n. a sexual position achieved by inserting the penis in ones anal area, and another male inserting the penis in ones oral area, and thrusting back and forth from the pelvis.

I saw some new meat at school today, so me and a bud thought we'd make a shishkabob.

by MC Derf August 1, 2006

Shishkabob

A drinking custom where two people take a shot of vodka, snort a line of NO-XPLODE, smash heads on the table and high five in that order.

1-"Bro I'm trying to get messed up tonight"
2-"Let's do some shishkabobs"
1-I don't know man that shit is pretty rough, terrible hangover.

by shish k Bob April 8, 2012

Shishkabob

When one's penis is inserted into a woman too deeply.

Marie: John's dick was so huge last night. I'm so sore.
Joan: Oh man that sucks. Did John shishkabob you?
Marie: Yeah I felt like I was on top of a skewer the whole time.

by Senora Varges February 16, 2009

shishkabob

A sexual procedure in which a person inserts their penis into a chick's badonkadonk and pushes it all the way through so that it comes out her mouth. It is possible to also then shishkabob another chick, and another, and another all at once.

Yes, this does actually work.

Yo, I shishkabob'd three chicks last night at once!
Awesome, my record is four at once.

Tonight I'm gonna shishkabob Tark and AG at the same time. It's gonna be awesome.

Hey man, I can shishkabob so many chicks I'm a 1-man-orgy.

by punani patrol April 8, 2005

Shishkabob

A shishkabob is when a man inserts his penis into a person's rectum, only to remove it and find that clumps of feces had stuck to his wiener.

Dude, I fucked my girlfriend right after she took a shit and she accidently gave me a shishkabob!

by ShishkabobPussyWagons July 25, 2010

shishkabob

verb,: to shishkabob is to impale a male's genitalia with any sharp pointy object, such as the pointy end of an umbrella or a skewer.

"dude did you hear about Ron?"
"no why"
"Cuz he hit on some chick the other day and she totally shishkabobed him"

by DJ Baggy April 29, 2008