shfunkted

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunkted!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

Shfucked

When you are so drunk you don't remember anything from the other night

"I was so SHFUCKED the other night i don't remember anything i did at all

by Erik Mayn February 2, 2009

Shtunted

Being so irreversibly under the influence of alcohol that social ques and the surrounding environment no longer have any impact on a persons actions or decision making

Everyone got absolutely shtunted at Brads last night

by Prerryprerrypeter July 16, 2020

shfinkter

The outside of the asshole in which poop comes out

We all hav shfinkters

by Dick Munchee February 11, 2008

shunted

To get fully ripped into by another fellow human being or an action. Either verbally or physically.

dude, Kyle's mum shunted him after she found out he did pingas

by sagnip March 27, 2019

Shrunked

Stoned and drunk

He's shrunked! He's stoned and drunk.

by DazudoPlayer July 19, 2012

shfinkter

the scrunchy part of ur ass

ive got a shfinkter

by Jeffery aviles November 7, 2003