Shernming

Someone who is a care-free boss and usually a homosexual. Most days, he goes to bars and get all the girls. He is always creative in the bedroom and craves attention. When Shernming sets his mind to something, most likely he will have sex with it. They often rage while playing first-person shooters

Today, you look rather Shernming, your gameplay was radicle

by ColdBrew69 November 23, 2021

Water Sheringham

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

by arseblog July 31, 2009

jimmy shenning

the act of denying one's existence.

to ignore someone completely

I heard you were jimmy shenning your ex.
Yeah man she's dead to me.

by JimmyShenned February 13, 2013

Sperming

(verb) to ejaculate, cum, to grunt suddenly and passionately; exclaim

The new pledge got a sperming.

by suite1157 February 26, 2007

Charlie Sheening

The ability to drink and do drugs while looking like a winner.

Taking the stigma out of using methamphetamine and crack.

Getting respect while being publicly intoxicated.

Putting the fun back into disfunction.

"How was the party last night? Did you have a good time?"
"I had a great time...I was fully Charlie Sheening it!"

by notoriousP November 19, 2013

Shenking

When you greet someone and the person acts like he didn't hear you so the person is shenking you

So moyo too is shenking someone I greeted ha and she didn't even answer me

by Quiska September 11, 2018

shenjingbing

1. Neuropathy; mental illness.

2. Informal. Exhibiting markedly odd behavior, especially: due to boredom (a) or highly illogical in reaction (b).

From shenjingbing.com, orig. Mandarin Chinese.

a. and as the lecture progressed, the professor noticed that his students became ever increasingly shen jing bing.

b. I said that I wanted to carve the pumpkin, and his mom went completely shen jing bing on me.

by Shellywu April 3, 2003