SEASONED 

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained

"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"

SEASONED by have2hunt October 24, 2014

seasoned 

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

seasoned by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

Seasoned 

Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)

"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".

"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."

Seasoned by SonicPman May 19, 2017

Seasoned 

When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality

Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there

Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.

Seasoned by TheOneOnlyLegend January 2, 2019

Seasoned 

Seasoned = adding flavor.

To be seasoned is to be acceptable of other cultures, whether is by learning about it or practicing them.

Not to be confused with being "cultured".

ex1:

You know, ever since Carl started dating that Latina he became seasoned.

ex2:

friend1: Sofia started talking to Jun and now she wants to go get boba everyday
friend 2: she has been seasoned.

Seasoned by isisgabs April 30, 2020

Seasoned 

Everyone has got this word wrong, to be seasoned means you fucked up your brain so much on drugs that you can't do any of the old things that you used to be able to do and/or to have perntamently fucked yourself up to the point where you don't have an idea whats going on anymore

Jack: Hey why aren't you in college

Jim: I want to go to college but I am too seasoned man

Seasoned by Mit da Shit December 22, 2008

Seasoned 

The smell of the room you are in or the smell you left behind.

When you walk into a place and it has a strong fragrance. You can make the statement: "Man, this place is seasoned".

This can be a good thing or a bad thing.

This frase would be great at places like nursing homes, Bath and Body, public bathrooms, your nasty as bed room.

After youve had sex and the place smells rank, you can say: "Man, we sure seasoned this place".

After you fat in a room, you can say to the other person in the room: "How you like the new season".

Man, we sure seasoned this place.

Seasoned by Seasoned Dump April 30, 2021