Schwong

A combo of Weiner and A Chinese Man kinda like this

B========D

Did you see that schowong in china town alex

by W to the double oo dizzle November 29, 2004

Schwong!

Similar to "Schwing!" from Wayne's World, except the babe who triggers it is Oriental.

Wow, that Hyuna babe in the Gangnam video is a ten on the Schwong! scale.

by EwieGui June 3, 2013

Schwong Blaster

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.

I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

schwing-schwong

The male reproductive organ.

My schwing-schwong hurts.

by Economilx June 29, 2006

schwing schwong

A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.

The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.

Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"

"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."

"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"

"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*

"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"

by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010

Schwing Schwong

The incorrect or retarded way of saying swastika.

John: "This is Adolph Hitler. I want you to wear my Schwing Schwong!"

Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"

John: "You know what I meant!"

Erik: "You're an idiot"

John: "I know"

by Erik Shakaki February 27, 2008

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018