Salutate

To say hello to someone or greet them, a situation in which a person may say "salutations." Using this word is perfect in all situations, as it sounds inherently dirty and will often be initially interpreted as such.

See that girl over there? I totally want to salutate her.
I'll be sure to salutate your grandfather tonight at the party.

by MrMcMister October 19, 2010

Salutate

To give salutations to someone.

John: Salutations!
Rick: What the hell are you doing?
John: Don't overreact, I just wanted to salutate you!

by Aj.Hatch October 14, 2009

Salutatorian

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.

The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.

by KateWalters May 31, 2017

Greetings and Salutations

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

salutatorian

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.

The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school

by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

salutations

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.

Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?

by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

salutatorian

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.

Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008