Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel
Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?
Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄
Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM
Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE
Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?
Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄
Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM
Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE
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Even got their own challange.
Even got their own challange.
1) " Hey want a saltine?"
- "I could never eat just one"
2) "hey want some soup?"
- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid
3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
- "I could never eat just one"
2) "hey want some soup?"
- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid
3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
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