SWOOSH

When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.

"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."

by Jado987 February 17, 2010

swoosh

The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.

All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.

by JohnnieWBlue October 4, 2011

Swoosh

The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.

Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.

by BabadookBabe May 3, 2018

swooshed

the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced

whoa stewie is hella swooshed

by vanessa, maddi, natalie January 11, 2008

swoosh

A symbol that looks like a brush-stroke.

The Nike swoosh.

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

swoosh

Pure net; the sound produced by a basketball, as it hits just the net.

Ten seconds to finnish, at the three pointer, it's off and swoosh San Antonio Spurs, win!

by arc_huprnikao June 18, 2014

Swoosh

A proper (posh) person may act swoosh.

They are very swoosh.

by anairda64 June 19, 2009