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SHITEATER'S WASTE

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Toilet paper is no friend of SHITEATER'S thus it's adverse to SHIT.

CLOGGED TOILET.

SHIT EATING SHIT interference.

Other harmful interfering substances that makes SHIT inedible.

If a SHITEATER spits after and more extreme vomits after a SHITEATING SESSION.
When SHITEATER'S WASTE was found in the toilet SHITEATER FRIENDS discouraged the SHITEATER from par taking in any SHIT EATING

Despite the AI TESLA MATH CAR It was clear that since it contained a BATTEY it was SHITEATER'S WASTE that no direct utilization could ever be found because the back up factor severely interfered it was highly doubtful there would ever be any use for that what was expended resources.

The SHIT in the TOILET could not efficiently EAT THE SHIT so the SHITEATER'S WASTE definitely became a barrier to any future SHIT IN SHIT consumption.

You got to be kidding I am not EATTING ANY SHIT with those cigarettes , paper, any other offending substances I. The same TOLÍE
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by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 26, 2021
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Shitter's Polio

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When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.
Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.
by souperpig November 4, 2009
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The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.

A major stuff up.
Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.

A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."
by Harry Goodson October 1, 2010
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shitter's remorse

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The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.
As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.
by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014
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A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.
Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !
by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018
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shitter's knee

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The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.
Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013
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Shitter's rights

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One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018
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