rickert

a combat boot wearing chain-smoking loner. often drives a wrangler mobile. LOOKS LIKE JESUS.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT JESUS?
Person 2: Nah, look at the combat boots, it's a rickert.

by SatanLovesPot January 5, 2009

Kregg Rickert

A god that walks amongst men. it has been said he is the love child of a devils three way between Zues, Aphrodite, and Hades. Tends to wear mustaches for no reason, loud mouthed, obnoxious, and causes hate and discontent where ever he goes. Commonly mistaked for Herculese, Lou Ferrigno, Tom Cruise or Robin Thicke

Q: Who is that amazingly strong and ruggedly handsome man?

A: thats thats Kregg Rickert

by Ericsamazingverbals June 24, 2010

Robert Rickert

stupid man-whore with a strap on dick.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.

old classmate: robert?

robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:

old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.

robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!

by jaszo July 19, 2009

Rickety Cricket

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

rickety swamp

The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.

The weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when Sheila and I got back to my place and the AC wasn't working, I grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.

by takeittomypeoplesbank April 27, 2017

Rickeet

Rickeet means Will of a lion, it originated from South Asia but in the 19th century it migrated to parts of Europe and Western Countries but very little people knew where it came from.

Guy 1: dude did you hear about David, how he faced those thugs?
Guy 2: yeah, he must have a Rickeet.

by DanelleK. August 24, 2015

Rockertunity

An opportunity to rock or a time when it is oppropriate to rock.

Andrew: Did you get the new Guitar Hero game?

Chad: No, why, is it good?

Andrew: It's an excellent rockertunity.

by chadcrawford November 9, 2008