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jolly rancher suprise 

This is a drink that consists of southern comfort, sour apple pucker(or any pucker of your choice, watermelon,strawberry, ect) and redbull
4oz-sour apple pucker
4oz- redbull
4oz-sourthern comfort
mix and drink, there you have the jolly rancher suprise

jolly ranchers sock method 

"Jolly ranchers sock method" describes the method by which one would consume a jolly ranchers candy through a sock. I.e. washing your spit into the sock to let it partially dissolve the jolly rancher, and sucking the flavored spit back out. The process moving the spit itself is the jolly rancher sock method, as opposed to the inclusion of a sock or a jolly rancher.
This word can be used as a verb or a noun.
"I broke up with my ex-husband because he would always jolly ranchers sock method my dirty underwear without asking."

The Jolly-rancher story 

Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.
Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?

Guy 2:No.

Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!

Jolly Rancher Status 

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.
Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers 

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead
"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"