ram's stab

When you have acute pain in the stomach side due to explosive diarrhea. Holding the diarrhea inside will make it feel as though a ram has stabbed your side with it's horns (either side). It should be painful and unrelenting, just like the full force of a ram's stab.

Yesterday I ate a Double Down on KFC and .... oh boy... I feel the ram's stab!!! I'll be right back....

by AndThePartyGoesOn October 11, 2018

Murphy's Law of Log-Splitter-Ram Positioning

"If you draw the ram back just part-way, the next log will be an extra-long one for which you'll hafta lengthen the splitting-gap more, but if you pause to draw the ram back all the way, then the next log will be really SHORT, and so your zassprated helper will hafta ears-smokingly wait till you hastily reverse the valve-handle and the ram takes it sweet old time creeping back outwards again to reach the end of said stubby log that he's holding!

I helped some friendly country-folks with preparing firewood for seasoning, mostly by operating their log-splitter while they sawed up wood-sections and loaded them onto the machine. Everyone was good-natured about the whole operation, but I still felt like Murphy's Law of Log-Splitter-Ram Positioning was often working against me, since I frequently had to adjust the position of the ram to either accommodate a longer wood-piece or move it in closer to the end of the log.

by QuacksO April 12, 2026

Ram Sauce

(Raam Soss)-ed: An altered state of mind that occurs after drinking exorbitant amounts of adult beverages when geographically confined to the Salem, OR area.

-A battle-cry one uses to rally compatriots to a noble cause.

-Can also be used to define any number of lubricants providing varying levels of viscosity.

Ian was ram-sauced last night.

Matt was too busy partaking in the ram sauce to notice.

Nathan ran that saw so fast, must have used a lot of Ram Sauce!

by Big Bucket September 1, 2011

ram shag

When you have sex so hard your feet fall off

I ram shagged her so hard my feet fell off.

by spajk88 November 2, 2010

Ram Sweeney

The Hottest Linebacker in the 80s 🫵

Ram Sweeney is from the hit 80s movie “Heathers” and he is the moment

He also gets called Rammy poo or ich luge bullet by his totally not gay friend Kurt Kelly!! (They are very fucking gay)

They also died.

It was really traumatic 😥

“Hey look! It’s Ram Sweeney! The Linebacker!”

“He’s so fucking hot”
-everybody

“I would let Ram Sweeney Sword fight in my mouth”

“I like Ram Sweeneys moobs”
-Terrance

by Kurt Kelly’s Left Moob August 1, 2022

ram squad

1) a rap group known for such classic hits as "Ballers (up in here)", "Sex, Money, and Drugs", and the unforgettable "We Got Hoes too, Nigga"

2) when a bunch of guys line up to hit up a bitch (or a guy if you're fags) from the back

If I was the RAM Squad (rap group), I would pull a ram squad on Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff.

by Nick D September 9, 2003

RAM slam

RAM slamming (RAM SLAM), RAM hammer or (RAM HAM) is a term used when multiple devices constantly send data, texts, calls, or other file information to a single device filling its memory slowing or even halting operation. Usually used in conjunction with auto click apps, programs or auto open files

:shane hammer technique

I just RAM SLAM her phone and now its useless

I just RAM HAM his computer and now its stuck in a never ending loop.

by T-bird shane May 2, 2020