R Kelly's Grandma 

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

R Kelly's Grandma by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004

R Kelly's Grandma 

Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.

R. Kelly's grandma is key to proving R. Kelly's innocence.

R Kelly's Grandma by Porksta July 20, 2005

R Kelly Syndrome 

A feeling where your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you yes

The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.

R Kelly Syndrome by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013

R Kelly Sharpshooter 

The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.

you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a

(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.

Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.

Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!

R Kelly Sharpshooter by ranchdong October 3, 2017

Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting 

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.

We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting by Tony Randolph April 16, 2008

R. Kelly Slip 

when going to take a urine test and "accidentally" tripping spilling the urine onto the doctor.

Dude i totally gave the R. Kelly Slip to that nurse. She was drenched in piss.

R. Kelly Slip by Fabio Quintera October 9, 2008

Smelly R-Kelly 

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

Smelly R-Kelly by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018