QFS

Quelle Fucking Surprise. A sarcastic response to the usual bullshit. Popularized by Canadian author Douglas Coupland in "Generation X."

"Phillip stood me up again. QFS, eh?"

by Ix.star November 4, 2011

QFS

Quoted For Stupidity

John Doe: 5x5=10 you stupid people!
Jane: ^QFS

by Chase M. July 30, 2008

QFS

See Quantum Four Square

1. You down for some QFS?

by Chickae November 16, 2006

QFS

Quick fuck and suck.
Another way of saying a quickie.

Jenny needs a QFS.

by QFS lover May 10, 2011

QFS

Quote From Self.

Used on forum to recap earlier statements in long discussion threads.

I don't know why you think I would say that, in fact I stated the contrary earlier in this forum: QFS:"I don't agree with that theory"

by Tim Lathouwers January 16, 2008

qf

Since you got so bored you've decided to skip 12 letters in your keybored WTF.

Me: I've typed qdn and I'm still bored, BUT WHAT IF I SKIPPED 12 LETTERS? *types qf*
Me: I'm going to skip 13 letters *types qg* what the f-

by hdufndfkmds;afbghdskbhfs,a;sdh January 27, 2022

qf

Short for quick fuck.

John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.

by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019