Pultz

The greatest retard ever known. He has created three Youtube poops, gotten lots of As, and created the Pyramids. He is without a doubt the most brilliant mastermind ever known, but he also is a complete idiot that doesn't know that 8>9.

Pultz can also be used as a term to call someone stupid but brilliant.

Yo, that Pultz over there is a real idiot.

Pultz, shut the hell up!

Wow, Pultz, you are such an idiot but your grades are amazing! How the hell...

And in 1642, Liam Pultz and Jesus together made the Pyramids of Egypt. Any questions?

by The Pultz December 15, 2008

Trump Poop Putzes

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.

Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

pultrizing

The act of throwing cows and chickens out of an airplane!

Those saints trying to end world hunger have been "pultrizing" all over the impoverished countries, God bless 'em!

by Cake<Pie October 30, 2020

Putz-vetig

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.

He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).

by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.

Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.

by H. Winfield April 10, 2013

New Paltz Hot

A term that I have used in abundance during my days at New Paltz. The "New Paltz Hot" phenomenon is when an attractive woman will lower her dating standards to accommodate to the male selection at New Paltz. It epitomizes the Darwinian struggle. New Paltz statistics are against you from the beginning. With a school that's 70% women and 30% men, you're bound to run into some problems. While a 7:3 ratio may seem appealing at first, let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 30% men, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 15%. You soon begin to question whether guys you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a burnout, wanna-be rapper with no sense of direction. A true catch. The "New Paltz Hot" cannot be evaded. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.

Sam: "I've questioned as to whether or not I should turn lesbian just to better my chances. Still single as fuck. "
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."

Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."

Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."

by NewPaltzProblems October 19, 2012

putz master

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.

Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"

by raging Jorge October 8, 2010