Procrastinism

The practice of doing your work and then going to literally anything except for your work.

Friend: Why aren't you doing your work?

Me: Sorry, I practice Procrastinism

Friend: Oh ok

by Nicktionary_2252 November 3, 2019

procrastinistic

Characterized by procrastination

John is so incredibly procrastinistic; he waited until the end of the semester to turn in any of his assignments.

by The Jugular Juggler March 10, 2017

procrastinist

One who is known to procrastinate

That terrible procrastinist Tom rarely does his homework before the very period when they are due.

by The Jugular Juggler March 24, 2017

procrastinoming

Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.

Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.

by Mr. Nom Yummy May 26, 2011

Procrastinitis

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

by pru005 May 7, 2008

Procrastinigga

One who procrastinates while doing typical "nigga shit". ie. Playing Spades, Watching Maury, Stuntin, Baggin Bitches.

Guy1: What you doing we were suppose to leave an hour ago!

Guy2: Give me one second, Maruy just came on.

Guy1: You are such a procrastinigga.

by @iBlackguy August 25, 2012

Procrastinashit

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.

by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011