procrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

by Danp February 1, 2007

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

Procrasterbating

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.

I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.

by Uh...Fred? November 13, 2011

Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"

"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022

procrasterbating

Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.

"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"

by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010

procrasterbating

The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's

My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".

by Jacob F; November 7, 2007

procrasterbating

the act of masturbating to put off an important activity

tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating

by mrgdawg111 November 6, 2012