postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites

Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

postmates

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....

Hey man, can you postmates us some food?

by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017

Postmates Gypsy

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."

"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"

by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021

pitmaster

One who is skilled and respected for their skill in BBQ food cooking.

Check out Pitmaster Eazy E. He should start his own BBQ business, and name it Eazy-'Que

by Eazy-'Que November 6, 2013

Post-date postmate

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.

Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate

by Polo boy September 10, 2019

Pokémaster

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.

by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

Postosterone

Hi levels of testosterone within a social media post.

The replys were full of postosterone! It quickly turned into a pissing contest.

by Al Dente June 7, 2019