PaddyLock

A padlock with extra paddy protection.

Damn, gotta protect my tent, lets use a PaddyLock!

by mrgarlic August 15, 2018

padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

paddock basher

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal

City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?

by mr bog December 8, 2010

to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

by MrKapper July 10, 2006

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

by aenema August 16, 2003

padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Paddock Wood

A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.

'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

by Pablo ravanavi rinavani January 15, 2007