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The part of the female genitalia that is comprised of the clit and the genital lips. When the lips have been parted, the lady's anatomy is quite like the appearance of an oyster.
Wow! Did you see the oyster on that chick in the movie? She had very large lips. And her oyster was very, very moist!
by The C MONSter August 22, 2007
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Oyster is London’s travel smartcard. You can put your Travelcard or Bus Pass season ticket on it, add travel value (cash) to pay as you go or have a combination of both.

Oyster cards are also reusable. This means that when your ticket expires you can buy another on the same Oyster card, and when your travel value (cash) runs out, you can just top it up.
I used my Oyster to get to work today.
by TintinHerge July 19, 2006
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The mother of a pearl. They are found in salt-water bodies.
I found a precious pearl in an oyster.
by Sandy Jane February 19, 2008
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1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)
an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.
by The Return of Light Joker January 1, 2010
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1. Raw sea food.

2. Pussy.(of the female body)

3. Vagina.
Yoo Mikey sonn we need some
good ol' oysters tonight sonn son.

foorizzle we gotta do work
and eat some oysters upp sonn;
by ThePussyGobbler May 7, 2009
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Or, "The Oyster", a position, or a sexual act involving anal tongue penetration and cunnilingus.

1. The naked woman lays on her back pulls both legs back tight to her shoulders until a tiny pool forms between her ass and pussy,
2. while in such position, the partner commences foreplay - she must remain in this position until a pool of pussy jizz (or liquid) forms develops in the tiny pool between her corn-hole and her gash;
3. When the woman's cleft is full of her pussy juice, the partner inserts tongue deep into the woman's asshole and the partner brings the legs back slurping her pussy juices as if slurping down an oyster, thus the name of the act.
Dude, I did "the Oyster" on her and now, she just can't forget me!
by LETMETRYTOO January 10, 2019
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The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth
Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.
by Kurt January 24, 2005
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