Obserbation

To watch oneself masturbate or to watch another do so, sometimes both.

Have you heard about obserbation? I would never watch!

Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy

Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.

by Jeff and Tim January 14, 2009

Obserbation

Masturbation while observing something sensual without whomever is being ovserved knowning that they are in fact being observed.

Ralph made an obserbation of the girls he could see as he peeked into the lockeroom from his vantage point in the pool.

by danthewordman February 2, 2015

obserbation

The kind of masturbatory or self-tickling non-questions one hears, more often than not, at academic panel discussions, disclaimed before or after by some form of the phrase "not really a question, I guess."

Whispered to an ally, loud enough for strangers in within a three-chair radius to hear, "Nice obserbation. I can't believe that guy's tenure-track and I'm not."

by Devan Goldstein February 6, 2009

Obserbation

An unintentional (see: typo) portmanteau of "observation" and "masturbation".

The act of pleasuring oneself while performing voyeuristic activities.

Jacking off to the view of your hot neighbor undressing would be considered an act of obserbation.

by the inane one December 19, 2009

Obserbation

The act of observing the act of fapping whilst fapping and being observed.

I saw a man conducting an obserbation three days ago.

by Capn Morg November 22, 2018

observation period

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

by Alex1010 March 24, 2009